Got me up to model , look at those heels and me in thongs , where's Health and safety when you need them .
Actually they only got me up to tell bald jokes .
Nearly got out without spending any money . At exit , HS was shown jacket that Rachael bought , eyes lit up , bugger . To cut the story short we left with an empty travel card , empty wallet and 2 leather Coates . Double bugger . We were last to leave .
Pottery , rug , leather jackets , cost more than the bloody trip , bugger , bugger , bugger .
Fresh savory pancakes for lunch , had to borrow money to pay for lunch and the mandatory beer .
It was hot and early afternoon , guide decided to go to hotel first , relax then Ephesus bit later .
Been there , done that , doing it again .
I was given the job of guide , follow me , follow me . How easy is that .
No show without punch , just couldn't cope with me being leader .
We needed a loo and this was what was on offer . If you gotta go you gotta go .
We weren't the only ones broke , so Peregrine shouted us tea . Thank God , for that .
HS was complaining to one and all , that's here down the end opposite the good looking bald guy , that her elbow hurt everytime she lifted the camera to her face . Photo taking RSI . Easy cure , stop taking so many bloody photos . Ps you probably realized that she didn't take this one , her elbow was to sore .
Belly full , thirst quenched , off to bed with a complaining elbow . Goodnight Jim bob .